Monthly Archives: March 2019

Cardi B soared to iconic meme status when her elementary school photo became the mascot of bad little kids with great attitudes all over the place. Obviously, Cardi didn’t care that some people thought she looked like the type of kid who bites other children and so she gave the world these T-shirts. Thanks Cardi.

Speaking of Cardi, after her beef with Nicki Minaj, Nicki released a product line with the phrase “Nicki stopped my bag” stuck on t-shirts and backpacks.

The merch was a blunt and incredibly fishy response to how Cardi accused Nicki of trying to gamble with her bank account. In a September Instagram post, Cardi wrote, “I’ll let you denounce me, I’ll let you lie about me, I’ll let you try to stop my bags, fuck the way I eat!”

It was clearly very LOL for Nicki because she was trolling Cardi so hard with these items.

Harry Styles is doing so well and he knows it. Yeah, that button is a reference to his song “Kiwi” that repeats the line “I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business” 22 times, and it’s absoutely troll all his thirsty fans. I mean, there’s no way he wrote this song and made that button without thinking about how millions of teens and 20+ would scream it at the top of their lungs and proudly pin the prop. on their shirts. Smart guy.

When an aggressive the photographer shouted to Ariana Grande for not looking in her direction, she epically replied, “What about?” Ariana seems to take this approach with just about anything that doesn’t serve her. Drake and Kanye’s strange quarrel on Twitter? What is it? Homegirl has a single to promote! She doesn’t care, and everyone would do well to subscribe to that philosophy.

You know how everyone jokes about how Zayn Malik likes to talk about sex and how much he has it and how much he loves it? He’s heard it all before and, no, he doesn’t care because he’s too busy buying some and designing T-shirts to remind everyone! Guess the joke is on us, because he makes $ 35 for each of those babies.

It’s been a long time since we’ve been thrown into the midst of the massive Taylor Swift, Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian feud. After Kim labeled T-Swift a snake for allegedly throwing Kanye under the bus when he released his song “Famous,” Taylor kissed his spirit animal and splashed snakes on almost every piece of his merchandise. There are sweaters, sunglasses, sparkly rings – more stuff in sss than you ever wanted or needed. Looks like Tay at least got to profit from the feud.

“I feel like this year is really, like, the year of doing things. And everyone around me, we’re all, like, doing things” is something that Kylie jenner really said. And even though her epiphany has been widely mocked on the internet for being, well, a little silly, Ky and her bank account definitely had the last laugh.

It is a universally recognized truth that Rihanna DGAF. As part of it Anti album and tour, BadGalRiRi didn’t even put her name on her shirts because she rightly assumed that anyone would be able to identify the mastermind behind “Most Likely Not to Care”.

Shortly after Noah Cyrus got through her very public and tearful breakup with rapper Lil Xan, she came out with a merch collaboration with Pizza jelly. In an attempt to turn her broken heart into a bank account full of cash (genius enough, if you ask me), she literally collected her tears – 12 per bottle – and sold them for $ 12,000. Tears were arguably her most ambitious and troll-ific drop of merch, but she also made her debut with sweaters for fans with more modest bank accounts. If you want to represent your Noah fandom, get yourself a “Noah Cyrus Sucks” sweater or a “Sry I’m Trash” sweater.

Oh what? Did you think that daddy shirt was for the real zaddy Michael B. Jordan? Ah. No, my daughter. This is obviously an Ed Sheeran shirt. Apparently, “I’m the daddy” is something that Ed’s security guard, Kevin Myerssaid all the time, so Ed decided to pay homage to the quote with a shirt that makes us all scratch our heads.

As they say, the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder and also takes a 10 percent cut from every insanely profitable deal her kids make. This shirt exists so that you will never forget it, and also that it can bring some more moola to the American people.