5 “Millennial” Jeb Bush For President Merchandise Items For Anyone In Your Life In Need Of A Jeb Bush Bottle Française |
We are rapidly approaching the start of the 2016 presidential campaign, with Democrats dragging their heels on Hillary Clinton while Republican challengers tentatively start to line up. One GOP leader, above all others, has most clearly signaled his intention so far: former Florida governor and presidential younger brother Jeb Bush, who appears to be a strong candidate. But not all demographics are naturally in love with him – could a new political action committee possibly lend him a hand? Yes, it’s true: the Millennials For Jeb PAC is full of Jeb Bush merchandise, and you will love it!
That is to say, if you are a millennial it will appeal to you, because the designs are just delightfully trendy and relevant. In recent years, many people have tried to tie styles and trends to the so-called millennial generation, with varying degrees of success. But it can truly be said that no one has mastered the form like the people behind Millennials For Jeb’s vibrant and scintillating product line.
Okay, badly concealed sarcasm, I admit. In all honesty, I am a millennial myself. Some of my best friends are millennials! And I don’t really think it’s gonna fly, guys. But you have to hand it over to them: dream big, or don’t dream at all. Here are the Millennials For Jeb products that can be yours today, assuming you don’t mind supporting that sort of thing.
Millennial Fit Jeb Bush T-shirts!
Look at the details, the craftsmanship and, above all, the vision. There is nothing that screams “I am a politically motivated person and I am ready to make a difference” like a watching Jeb Bush, all the better with his iconic first name underlined below.
But maybe you don’t like having the full picture of Jeb’s face on your chest. Maybe you want a little more conservative fashion choice – what happened to the classics? Well, fear not, because you too can own a shirt with “Jeb Bush President 2016” written on it. I guess millennials like it because of the way the American flag is waved?
Oh yes, a Jeb Bush bottle
It’s certainly an edgy choice, given the Bush family’s relationship with alcohol, but sometimes you have to risk looking a little less responsible to look a little cooler. If you take this with you, I think you should be ready to share – who could resist taking a sip while staring at the vaguely disapproving face of a potential US president?
Jeb Bush Campaign Stickers!
Well, all sarcasm aside, some leeway – yes, yes, yes to the square campaign sticker. The era of political bumper sticker styling is over. These are aesthetic horrors. Celebrate Jeb Bush with a square campaign sticker today!
Jeb Bush pins!
Okay, we have a winner. Maybe I’ve been wrong about this all the time, maybe it’s really the perfect gifts for any millennial. Basically the second the wearing of this pin as a mark of serious support ends, the wearing ironically begins.
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